Do not buy “Affy Tapple” brand caramel apples. They have what I’ll refer to as a horrible User Interface. The paper they’re wrapped in - to I can only assume keep the caramel off the packaging - defeats its own purpose by taking half the caramel with it off the apple. And the stick popped out of the apple before I even took a bite. I’m not even sure how to approach this thing now. I mean, I could wuss out and grab a knife…

