Found by my wife while researching medical residency applications. If you can make it past paragraph two of the sample “Personal Statement” before getting up from your computer, going down to your local gun shop, acquiring several firearms, tracking down “
Jeff Gonzalez, MD Resident, Department of Medicine, Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania; MAC Governing Council, Resident and Fellow Section Representative” and demonstrating to him exactly how the marriage between pathophysiology and man is best exemplified by your sawed-off, well, you’re a braver person than I. And a lot more persistant. And violent, sheesh.
(Source: ama-assn.org)